garbage

im not funny
🌞

qstronaut:

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

(via grimw0rm)

oh-look-its-satan:

visualkoifish:

deatofabachelor:

visualkoifish:

tall-out-boy:

thegraylotus:

tall-out-boy:

no offense but Cobra Starship is better than The Beatles

I forgot they existed

I get that, I forget about The Beatles a lot too

Huh, I forget that some people just don’t have good taste in music.

I know right? Like why would anyone listen to The Beatles

I don’t know, they only revolutionized music for all time.

right??? like where would we be without guilty pleasure…snakes on a plane …church of hot addiction….god I could go on forever 

(via moonlitmushroom)

meladoodle:
“ I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!
”

meladoodle:

I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!

(via arianasleftside-deactivated2016)

cute date idea:

lazypacific:

ask someone to go on a double date with you, then show up with your date and ask them “where’s yours?”

(via teenytardis)

ammnontet:
“ scullysgf:
“ DANK ASS SPACE WEED
”
this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck
”

ammnontet:

scullysgf:

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

(via arianasleftside-deactivated2016)